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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the other and says ""damn."""

"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."

"What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde? Nobody would know"

"What does the high elves call Gandalf? Methrandir"

"I'll believe self-help books work when I see a bunch of them on a sane person's bookshelf."

"Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one? If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop"

"Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."

"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."

"I won 5th place in the swimming competition! There were only 5 of us."