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Joke of the Day
"I just found spaghetti in our heating ducts if any of you were thinking of having children."
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"
"My son asked today: Why the dude's ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear..."
"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."
"What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic? Knot cool"
"My wife says ""Don't walk away when I'm talking to you"" when 1. she's not talking, she's yelling, and 2. I'm not walking away, I'm retreating"
"""Hey Arnold Schwarzenegger, what will you be for Halloween?"" ""I'll be bach"""
"What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison."
"A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds."
"It's my birthday tomorrow - in lieu of charitable donations, please send gifts."