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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"
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"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."
"Websites that automatically play music are like strangers who try to talk to you on a plane."
"How does a pregnant black woman fight crime? Abortion"
"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"
"A guy barges into a psychiatrist's office, and screams... ""Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!"" The doctor calmly answers ""Pay me in advance"""
"Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller"
"What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts? Bill Nye the Seance guy."
"I wear a 3-piece suit to bed in case someone breaks in & we have nothing to talk about. ""Did you notice I'm wearing a suit?"" ""Yes"""