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Joke of the Day
"I know who's Batman's real son It's Lil Wayne!"
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"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"
"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"
"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."
"What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!"
"DATING TIP: On a bad dinner date? Bite your tongue until your mouth fills with blood, say ""I must be allergic to this bread"" and then leave."
"My husband believes my greatest accomplishment... is his last name."
"Two reddit moderators walk into a bar [removed]"
"If you could pick any superhero name and power, what would they be? My name would be ""Dad"" and my power would be *invisibility*..."
"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"