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Joke of the Day
"I know who's Batman's real son It's Lil Wayne!"
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"So I learned how to count yesterday.... It was as easy as 1, 2, 8"
"INCREASINGLY DESPERATE GOOGLE SEARCH FOR ""HOW MANY SHADOWS SHOULD I HAVE?"""
"What do a pizza boy and a gyneocologist have in common? They both smell it but can't eat it."
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference"
"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."
"Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared"
"What is a french bakers lifestyle like? Its a life of pain"
"How do you make a baby cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear."
"RIP is the LOL of dying..."