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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?"

"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."

"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"

"What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake? **Hiss**-panic"

"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By leaving a plunger in the toilet"

"I just want to hug this out. With my hands around your neck type of hug. What I mean is, I want to strangle you."

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."

"I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was"

"Knock knock, who's there? Not your dad, that's for sure!"

"What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"