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Joke of the Day
"My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back."
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"What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears."
"What does the fan of a shitty rock band, which canceled a gig in his city, say? ""I want my Nickel back!"""
"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"
"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"
"A quadriplegic goes on a blind date... And he gets stood up."
"Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture."
"pooping on a party is still the number one way to poop a party."
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike."
"My donkey ate my Christmas tree...total pine in the ass."