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Joke of the Day

"I was charged for dental floss during my most recent visit to the dentist. The dentist said he was changing the office's philos phy"

"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"

"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"

"Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England."

"Most people have X's. I have a bunch of Y's and WTF's"

"""Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist."" And they say romance is dead"

"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""

"Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car. He kept burning his lips on the muffler."

"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""

"10 things you didn't know you could do with a selfie stick. 1. *Use selfie stick to stuff rags in your exhaust pipe* 2.*Use selfie stick to beat ppl who have selfie sticks* 3"