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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jews and girl scouts? The girl scouts come back from the camp."
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"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes he would win. To his surprise, 6 puns in ten did."
"I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."
"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."
"What's the difference between a moan and a scream? About 3 inches"
"King's Landing Tommen put the king's landing in King's Landing"
"What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common? Both were shot before a live audience."
"I hear that the Feds raided Pfizer this morning For harboring a ""weapon of mass erection"""
"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."