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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles? She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!"
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"Whats the derivative of Amazon? Amazon prime."
"Say what you want about cargo pants but no woman has ever turned down a guy who can carry 7 puppies at once"
"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"
"Today is a military command: March Fourth!"
"What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches? The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"
"A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom. ""Holy F**k"" she screams ""and you want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb?!"""
"What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it."