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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles? She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!"
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"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef Jerky."
"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."
"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."
"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."
"a bum came up to me once and said ""sticking your junk in the snow is what necrophilia feels like"" ok"
"Did you hear about the organic compound who became a bully? Mean ether."
"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."