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Joke of the Day
"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"
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"When I have children I'm gonna make them watch the movie ""2012"" and tell them I survived that. #awesome"
"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"
"Not all fat people are jolly Some of them are women"
"The sign on the whore house door said, ""Closed, beat it!"""
"In Germany things generally go from bad to Wurst."
"I have a new low score on the Wells Fargo game I downloaded on my iPhone."
"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"
"A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'"
"What type of bees make milk? BOOBIES!"