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Joke of the Day

"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"

"I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: ""Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."""

"Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys"

"I think I'm going to sell my theremin I haven't touched it in ages..."

"A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on."

"[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP"

"What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school? Jeeper creeper!"

"Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?... Because the recycle everything!"

"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"