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Joke of the Day
"People keep asking me today ""So you have a new boss?"" No, I'm still with my wife."
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"""I'm sorry"" and ""My bad"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral"
"I just couldn't believe anyone when the told me that my dad had been stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home All the signs were there..."
"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"
"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."
"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."
"""Send me the link"" means ""do not ask me to sit here for 6 minutes and watch this shit now."""
"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"
"Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest."
"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"