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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"

"We asked 100 women what body-wash they preferred. 99% replied with: ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM, YOU PERVERT!"""

"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."

"If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback. I'll let myself out."

"Why do I love putting down kids without parents? Cause endorphins make me feel good."

"Guess drunk? I'm what!"

"Why are barns so noisy? All the cows have horns"

"When my mum was in labour.... When my mum was in labour, my head got stuck in her fanny and the midwife had to pull me out. That's how excited I was to see my little brother."

"My one night stand said I'm a lousy lover after we finished Asked her how can she tell after 30 seconds?"

"I wonder what part of the Constitution we'll all be fighting over today? I hope it's the preamble. That part's bullshit."