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Joke of the Day
"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb""....- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East."
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"What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite..."
"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"
"My Jewish friend always had such a positive outlook on life, even as he suffered from such horrible constipation. As he'd always say, ... This two shall pass."
"I hear they're making a new 50 euro note on grease proof paper"
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector"
"What is the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
"My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence."
"Two days is not enough time for a weekend."
"We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour."