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Joke of the Day

"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"

"Totally thought I was on the phone with my mom for an hour today. Was Daniel Day Lewis the whole time. Damn he's good."

"I used to have some jokes concerning noble gasses... but they're argon."

"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."

"Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim."

"Please comment Apparently that's how the real jokes are made."

"Birth Control? Don't kid yourself."

"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"

"What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight? Go straight for the juggler."

"A Psychic punches a blind man. The blind man didn't see it coming, but the psychic did."