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Joke of the Day
"A Psychic punches a blind man. The blind man didn't see it coming, but the psychic did."
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"Don't ask the Norse professor about his old subject... It's a Thor subject. And he still doesn't want to Friggen talk about it."
"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."
"Adulthood is where you get excited over a new trash can. *blank stare*"
"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."
"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"
"Did you know that Jose is an American name? It's mentioned in the very first line of the U.S. National Anthem."
"Chanting ""I'm not creepy"" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy."
"Lions do NOT share. If you try to give them half a hoagie, they will take it, plus your half, plus your arm, plus I am inside a lion."
"9 guys walk into a gay bar... They don't come out."