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Joke of the Day
"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"
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"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""
"-Are you single? -No, I'm an album."
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"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In littles Nazis."