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Joke of the Day

"If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me."

"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."

"I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all."

"What do you call a missing shape? A polygone!"

"Me: If you take them out of their natural habitat they seek revenge by burning your tounge Sis: M: S: That's a pizza roll. You're high"

"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"

"I'm like a single electron... Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself."

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."

"What kind of goat did Houdini have? A scapegoat."

"Poo jokes. I do, do them Not my go to joke type, not bad for a number two though"