33256

Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3: a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier. (Courtesy of my dad)"

"I Googled ""James Earl Jones"" to see whether or not he's alive and the Wikipedia link was purple from the other times I've done this."

"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? People like me have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

"Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!"

"What two places can you find a California roll? Sushi bars and stop signs. Source: am southern Oregonian; lots of bad Cali drivers here"

"What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist? An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet."

"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."