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Joke of the Day
"Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!"
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"How strict is the ""I licked it, it's mine"" policy? There's some things I've licked that I don't want."
"what kinda bees make milk. boobies...."
"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"
"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"
"Me: Sweetie, I think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. Wife: Those are earmuffs."
"I just woke up from a 13month coma Just in time to see my wife give birth"
"Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out"
"camouflage training Drill Sergeant: ""I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"" Corporal: ""Thank you sir."""
"If you need a fake British pub name for an elaborate lie the formula is Animal+Gardening tool= we had a proper laugh at the Frog&Shovel mate"