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Joke of the Day
"Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no"
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"Bad news guys. The 1st person who ever typed ""LOL"" into a keyboard just died of double AIDS."
"FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: ""Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"""
"genders are like... genders are like the twin towers... there use to be 2 of them and now its just offensive to talk about it"
"I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers."
"Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow."
"Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it"
"-I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price."
"What's the similarity between Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They both come when you're asleep."
"For all those who answer ""how's it goin?"" with ..""can't complain""...please review your FB status's"