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Joke of the Day

"Bad news guys. The 1st person who ever typed ""LOL"" into a keyboard just died of double AIDS."

"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."

"If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family."

"You're a big fat liar! And I don't believe anything you say! See if I get naked for you again!! -Me to my scale as I step off of it"

"My wife says if this post gets over 1000 upvotes, I can get anal. Please upvote because I want this house to be spotless."

"Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas"

"As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids."

"Graham has withdrawn from the Republican nomination race. Some people worry that he'll send his voters to Trump. All three of them."

"""20 McNuggets for $5? That's like a quarter a nugget!"" I exclaimed, hoping that my dinner date would be impressed with my math skills."

"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""