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Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into the bar... The bartender asks: ""why the long penis""?"
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"If I end up on life support, feel free to pull the plug.. However, if I'm charging my phone, stay the hell away from the outlet."
"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me"
"Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore? The only thing they left were the work boots."
"What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge."
"I met a woman at happy hour... She had a tattoo on her bikini line. It was a picture of a conch shell. She said ""If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean""."
"Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past... One says to the other, ""I bet she was a looker in her day."""
"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"
"When Beyonce is on her period... ...does Jay Z have 100 problems?"
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."