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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army? A veteran aryan."
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"I'm still a little pissed we didn't get to keep the tail through the evolutionary process."
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"I saw a TV for sale for only 1 because the volume button was stuck Did I buy it? Of course I did! Well, I couldn't turn it down Could I?"
"Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states."
"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"
"What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? ""Are you done?"""
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."
"Did you hear about the French baker who kept burning himself on the top shelf of his oven? He had a high threshold for *pain*"
"*says grace before snorting a fat rail of cocaine*"