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"*says grace before snorting a fat rail of cocaine*"
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"If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?"
"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""
"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
"The Navy should develop something based on ""gaydar"" that would allow ships & planes to recognize approaching objects."
"I think metals are my favorite type of element The other ones just seem so lackluster."
"Did you hear about the comedian that calls himself ""The Sofa King""? He's sofa king funny."
"We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face"
"LPT: Take your garbage can to the supermarket with you so you can see which items you've recently ran out of."
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"