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Joke of the Day

"Anyone realize Dora is always lost every episode? Why is their no Amber alert for her? Is it because she's Mexican?"

"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"

"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"

"So I asked my North Korean frien how is life was going. He said ""can't complain"""

"Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids? He can't get to 3rd base"

"Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss"

"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."

"Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping. _______________ I stole this joke."

"Hey, little bird! Maybe you wouldn't have to move your head around so much looking for threats if you didn't make so much god damn noise!"