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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids? He can't get to 3rd base"
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"[undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?"
"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."
"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"
"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."
"Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y""... Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y"" ... Well, his name is Greg-or-y... so I chose ""Y."""
"The most racist joke I know. What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler."
"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."
"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"
"Why did Brazil lose the World Cup? Weak back."