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Joke of the Day

"Hey, little bird! Maybe you wouldn't have to move your head around so much looking for threats if you didn't make so much god damn noise!"

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"Kate Upton Nightmare... ""Hey, last night I had a nightmare, I dreamed I was Kate Upton's new born baby, but I was bottle fed... ... [I know it's soggy, but it made me laugh...]"
"Did you hear about the word that's changed in the dictionary? It means to make or become different."
"What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns"
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."
"A photon... Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"
"A bit too dark possibly. The war in Vietnam started in 1955 and in 2015 The Charlie was finally massacred."
"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? JESUS Jesus who? EXACTLY"