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Joke of the Day
"Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."
Next Joke
"Metro don't trust trump. Future gon' shoot him."
"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"
"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"
"How did the burglary tournament work? it was a round robbin'"
"How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles"
"A friend said he couldn't come to my party because he has diarrhea. I don't believe him, I think he's full of shit."
"You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth."
"What's Rihanna's favorite love song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""
"I like winter.. ..it's cooler than summer"