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Joke of the Day
"You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth."
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"A boy walks into a butchers and asks for a pound of kidelies Do you mean kidneys? asks the butcher. boy: I said that didelie?"
"My life is a lot like that driver who signals right, but turns left."
"What's ten inches long and white? Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once ;D"
"I'm not a basic Jew, I'm Hasidic."
"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("
"Consequences One of the more interesting consequences of having watched *Pulp Fiction* before reading *Hamlet*, is that I pictured Marcellus as a big black guy."
"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."
"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."
"Why are cats assholes? Because they are what they eat."