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Joke of the Day
"I'd hate to be Turkey this Christmas."
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"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."
"Calm the fuck down, Nutrition Facts labels on bottled water."
"Want to spice things up? Look them right in the eyes and lick their fingers seductively. My dentist didn't appreciate it, but yours might."
"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"
"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."
"Fact: A childless person coined the phrase ""Sleep like a baby."""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"
"[Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]"
"I went to a zoo that only had no animals in it. I exclaimed, ""Doggone!"""