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Joke of the Day
"Fact: A childless person coined the phrase ""Sleep like a baby."""
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"Who needs a girlfriend when I have my right hand..... To make me sandwiches :)"
"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"
"How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world."
"I'd say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb."
"If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats."
"What's the best way to hunt for deer? Driving at midnight."
"I was helping a Spanish guy load things in his car and he kept calling me names every time I did something nice. Everytime I helped him he called me a grassy-ass."
"Auto correct tries to change the word ""pussies"" to ""Aussies"".... Just saying."
"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."