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Joke of the Day
"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"
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"I attended a festival this weekend with premium pay porta-johns.. They had a special, 2 for the price of 1."
"I like my Jews like I like my juice. Concentrated."
"How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead. "
"What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies? A swallow"
"Why did the Russian man keep making excuses? He was just stalin for time"
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Where you left it."
"Invention of the knife ""What is that?"" I call it the 'knife'. ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Greg, I am about to blow your mind."
"Inspired by Baby Jesus, I'm hoping to get nailed this weekend."
"Girls are like square roots... If they're under 18 just do them in your head."