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Joke of the Day
"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"
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"The number of times you've found a hair in your food is not nearly as scary as the number of times you haven't."
"When your parents held you as a baby for the first time, they secretly hoped you'd end up arguing with strangers on a celebrity's Instagram."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... So hot that it hurts when it touches my crotch."
"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."
"if the gas station is 2 miles away.. ..and my dad's car can travel at 60mph, why hasn't he returned from getting cigarettes after 6 years?"
"What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen."
"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."
"Clitorusaurus: A dinosaur never discovered by man"
"What happened to the gay wizard? (mildly offensive maybe) He went off with a poof."