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Joke of the Day
"We need a woman president in the oval office. Because the white house cook is retiring next year."
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"A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people? Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs."
"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"
"in Heaven you get back all the chapsticks you lost"
"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."
"Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks."
"What's a Shamans favorite beverage? PeyoTEA."
"Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway."
"Took my first cab ride last night And I gotta say, the price was fare!"
"Kevin, children are allowed to order pizzas. You don't have to make the delivery guy think he's being shot at by gangsters. For christ sake."