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Joke of the Day

"Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*"

"God... Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl. One asks the other, ""Here - do you believe in God?"" The other one says, ""Of course I do! Who you think changes the water in our bowl?"""

"Q. How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Nobody knows, there's no light."

"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"

"The most heinous crime--against both Man and Nature--would be to plant dynamite inside cattle That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull..."

"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"

"Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily?"

"Final words to David before surgery: ""If I don't make it? Swear you'll have me cremated & snort my ashes off a hooker's ass."" He promised."

"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"

"Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel."