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Joke of the Day
"Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!"
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"When Trump was a kid wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up... ...but all he was able to accomplish was the first syllable."
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"Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?"
"My keyboard squeaks and so does my mouse."
"Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??"
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