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Joke of the Day

"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."

"I was wondering where my new axe had gone... ...Then it hit me."

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile."

"My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did."

"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"

"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"

"*Wife thumps door* ""I KNOW UR IN THERE! U BLEW OUR SAVINGS ON A SHITTY INVENTION, DIDN'T U?!"" NO! *furiously flushes 1000s of dog-tampons*"

"GROCER: slide your card ME: it didn't work GROCER: does it have a chip? ME: *puts hand over pringle in my pocket I was saving for later* no"

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"[Boss' office] ""You're late AGAIN."" Drove back for my phone. ""Why do need it at work?"" It's all I do. ""WHAT?"" I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU."