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Joke of the Day

"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"

"West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?"

"They say you can't skip leg day Ironically it is because of leg day that you can't skip."

"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"

"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"

"I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The pinata is unscathed."

"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"

"What do going down on a girl and talking to the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"(: N poo Love, Australia."

"What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."