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Joke of the Day
"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"
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"""I'm so lucky to have you.""--- Me to my hand. No, it's not what you think. I just watched Hook."
"Have you guys seen that great television show, ""Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"""
"What do you call an epileptic puppy? Kibbles 'n Fits."
"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."
"Why did the cow go moo? [NSFW] Because (s)he's a fucking cow."
"Why do crippled kids get picked on so much? Because they can't stand up for themselves."
"When I'm pushing the twins in the pram and someone asks me if they're mine I say 'no, they're for my collection' and run as fast as I can"
"Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school."
"What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children."