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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
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"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."
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"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"
"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"
"What kind of goat did Houdini have? A scapegoat."
"I met a hot girl. We had dinner yesterday. At least I'm assuming she had dinner."
"Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light."
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