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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile."

"My little girl will never have daddy issues. But her future boyfriends will."

"Why did the carpenter's wife leave him? He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her."

"Do you know what the Titanic and I have in common? Your mom hasn't gone down on either of us."

"Girl, did you take a massage therapy course at a community college with questionable credentials? Because you're rubbing me the wrong way."

"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."

"What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car Robin"

"What do people and pizza have in common? If they're black, they can't feed a family."

"I met Lance Armstrong after a party Me: So, Lance, how was the party? Lance (Pensively glancing at the whisky): I had a ball."