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Joke of the Day

"Roses on your piano What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."

"New gym is great. Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now."

"how many black live matters protester does it take to screw in a light bulb? no one knows it was too dark to see them."

"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"

"[hat shop] OWNER: Sir stop or I'll call the police UNICORN: [surrounded by damaged hats] No one will believe you"

"Who is 50 feet tall, has a blue ox and kills co-eds? Ted Bunyan."

"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"

"What are 5 ""Ms"" from Detroit? GM, Eminem and Michael Moore."

"I've had my heart broken before, but I got back up on that horse and said ""C'mon, can't we give us one more chance? Stomp once for yes."""