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Joke of the Day

"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"

"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."

"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."

"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."

"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"

"An apostrophe walks into a'bar."

"A man flashed three old women in the park. The first two women each had a stroke! The third woman tried, but she couldn't reach because her arms were too short."

"Took my first cab ride last night And I gotta say, the price was fare!"

"Job interview -It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. Whats 19x17? -36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick."

"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"