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Joke of the Day

"Two Na atoms are together on the battlefield... One of them gets shot. ""I've been hit!"" he yells. The other one looks at him. ""Are you sure?"" He replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"Why are birds always short on cash? Because they have bills."

"How to get midgets to drink your beer. Try setting the bar low."

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"Why do old Jews watch pornos backwards? They like to see the hookers give the money back''''"

"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"

"WHAT ARE THOSE???? /u/doubledickdude - They're my cocks."

"What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man ""For the watch"""

"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Well, one is a racist, megalomaniacal, rabble-rousing buffoon and the other one is Adolf Hitler."