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Joke of the Day

"Why are birds always short on cash? Because they have bills."

"Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it."

"Sent a tweet with a typo. Deleted it and now I'm gonna be bummed about until mid June."

"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."

"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What what?"

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!"

"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"

"I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it ""Fruits and Vegetables"""

"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"

"The man who invented the jigsaw has died. May he rest in pieces."