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Joke of the Day

"WHAT ARE THOSE???? /u/doubledickdude - They're my cocks."

"I was addicted to hokey pokey. But I turned myself around."

"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"

"A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch"

"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."

"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""

"Hey, did you hear that I'm dating Carbon Monoxide? They're a little clingy though, it feels like they're suffocating me"

"The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is, I meet people that I didn't even know were on my friends list."

"[doing standup] So I live in Kansas [hysterical laughter] That...that wasn't the joke"

"GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no...it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school"