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Joke of the Day
"What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man ""For the watch"""
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"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes"
"How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black."
"Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea."
"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""
"What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!"
"If history is written by the victors... ...then who writes French history textbooks?"
"""I need to get laid man!""nn- eggs (in the chicken)"
"A pirate walks into a bar.... The bartender looks at him and says, 'Sir, you have a steering wheel down your pants.' The pirate replies, 'Arghh, and its driving me nuts.'"
"People are forgetting that illegals are ""stealing"" jobs that no one else wants like the job of being Donald Trump's wife"