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Joke of the Day
"What is the Pope's favorite breakfast? Eggs Benediction."
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"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""
"Hungary's goalkeeper Gabor Kiraly's sweatpants are looking so sexy that you can go to second round with them."
"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"
"What do my toaster and I have in common? We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time."
"If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose."
"One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace."
"Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013"
"What do you call an unconvincing stick insect? Unreali-stick"
"if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree"