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Joke of the Day

"Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013"

"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."

"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."

"Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money"

"A man walks into a bar and says... ""Argh, fuck!"""

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."

"A man came into a bar....no, wait, it was a horse. A man came into a horse......."

"An atom walks to a bar He tells the bartender he lost an electron. The bartender says, ""Are you positive?"""

"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."