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Joke of the Day

"Hungary's goalkeeper Gabor Kiraly's sweatpants are looking so sexy that you can go to second round with them."

"Kim Kardashian just had a miscarriage... Her next show is going to be called 'Mopping Up After A Kardashian'"

"Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter? It only allows 140 characters"

"For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction."

"What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"For fun I like to text all the men in my phone, ""she has your eyes, can't wait for you to meet her"" and then I sit back and wait."

"After their meal of rawmen and a cup of joe, what do cannibals use to freshen their breath? MenToes"

"What do cats read Mewspapers"

"I was all cozy up in Mississippi and then all hell broke loose because... Mr. Issippi came home early."

"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"