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Joke of the Day
"Today sucked so much it featured a guest verse from Pitbull"
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"[sees girl reading The Bible] ""Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."""
"A Magician was driving down the street. Then he turn into a driveway."
"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"
"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"
"Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls."
"Historically speaking, tanning under the sun first began in France during the bronzage."
"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"
"I'm throwing a party and it should be fantastic. I bought three bottles of vodka, made a great music playlist, and didn't invite any people."
"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."